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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:01 pm

Salamon:<Betamon looks like he has this under control.>

*Hitomi and Salamon wander off.*

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Taiyo:<(She doesn't knock?)>

*Taiyo makes no effort to let go of Euryale except for one arm which she uses to poke Tsukaimon.*

Taiyo:<It's like Patamon only less dumb. You think Allina will want to trade her partner for this?>

Tsukaimon:<I'm sure a window is the least of your worries. Especially considering a Monochromon could come through your front door and turn your couch into charcoal.>

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*Being around two in the afternoon or so (fuck off, timezones are difficult), they should consider their next course of action before something else comes at them.*
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:46 pm

*Medusa crosses the room in a single stride & starts strangling Tsukaimon.*

"Should've fixed it when it was just me you were dealing with."
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*Tsune & Betamon follow them.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:03 pm

Razz: <England, Japan, Portugal, where do you want to start?>

Allina: <So you're helping me?>

Razz: <...J-Just this once. There's a cyber cafe up ahead, we can try and ask that digital guy.>

Allina: <Zaker?>

Patamon: <Zarek!>

Allina&Razz: <<Yeah.>>

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:15 pm

Salamon:<Why are you following us?>

[Why is he just standing there?]

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Tsukaimon:<You think I know the first thing about carpentry? Let me go!>

Taiyo:<Ummm... (What's her name?)>

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*Aside from the problem that comes with walking in with a guinea pig thing and an ugly blue thing, all they see inside is fat, sweaty nerds also known as bloggers, and hipsters drinking eight dollar lattes.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:36 pm

Hawkmon: <Tae, Hitomi is over there.>

Tae: <I know.>

Hawkmon: <Don't ya wanna go talk to her or something?>

Tae: <...N-No.>

Hawkmon: <Are you still mad you we had to sleep outside?>

*Tae just stares away.*

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*They get to a free PC and open Internet Explorer '07 'cause that's one sucky cafe. They visit Google.*

Allina: <Now what?>

*Razz tries pointing his Digivice at the screen. Meanwhile, Allina googles "Zarek is a fag.".*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:49 pm

T"What the fuck else am I supposed to do?"
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"(Medusa.)"

*Medusa grins evilly.*

<Then I guess you're just gonna have to find some way to raise the money to fix the window. Maybe I'll sell you to some lab, or something? Yeah, they'll treat you REAL nice there....>

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:56 pm

Salamon:<Go somewhere else?>

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Taiyo:<(Ew, seriously?) Ummm... Medusa? Do you mind if I use your shower?>

Tsukaimon:<You can't just scatter some rocks around and claim it was vandalism?>

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*Because they're dumb and I hate them, all the moniters go blank. A set of eyes appear on three on moniters as a witch doctor climbs out of them. Everyone promptly clears out.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:16 pm

Medusa<That won't pay for my window! And no!>

*She attaches a leash to Tsukaimon.*

Medusa<Come on, let's make some window money!>
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T"Stop trying to get rid of me."

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:17 pm

*Hawkmon walks over to Hitomi and Salamon and stares at them.*

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*They step back and Razz runs out, pulling Allina by the wrist to drag her along.*

Razz: <We can't let them hurt those people.>

Allina: <There are three of them, how are even supposed to fight them!?>

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:25 pm

Salamon:<Why?>

*Hitomi stares at Hawkmon*

"Yes?"

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Tsukaimon:<You saying you don't have home-owners insurance? You might want to get some quickly.>

*Taiyo groans in disappointment, resting her head on Euryale's shoulder.*

Taiyo:<Should we tell the others what happened?>

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*The Baromon chase after them.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:29 pm

*Medusa smacks him with a riding crop.*

<Shut up! You talk when I tell you to talk!>

"Probably, yeah."
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T"Because we're supposed to be friends!"

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:33 pm

Hawkmon: <I think Tae is smad.>

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*Veemon and Patamon warp digivolve and slash at the enemies.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:53 pm

Salamon:<You haven't really shown to be friendly towards us. Unless trying to egg your partner into attacking someone else is some sort of friendship ritual.>

"Why?"

[Was it something I did?]

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OOC: Where the hell is she getting this stuff? I don't know if I should be aroused or scared. Or a little bit of both.

Taiyo:<Okay.>

*BlackGabumon looks out the window*

BlackGabumon:<They left. Except Tae's who's just standing there.>

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*The Baromon avoid their attacks by dancing. As they dance meteors begin to fall from the sky towards the two ultimates.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:06 pm

OOC: I don't know, especially considering they don't have any pets.

T"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Salamon."
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E"We should go find them before Tsune murders Salamon."

A<What makes you think she'll do that?>

E"It is sorely tempting."

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:29 pm

Hawkmon: <I don't know. I'm guessing it's because we had to sleep outside.>

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*AeroVeedramon shoots a beam across the meteors as MagnaAngemon opens a Heaven's Gate.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:19 pm

"He'd have to take that up with Euryale or her sister."

Salamon:<I never tried to bite anyone nor have I run around screaming friendship like it's some kind of magic chant that makes everyone instantly like you.

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Taiyo:<Awww... I'm sure underneath all her grrrr and RUFF, she's a cuddly puppy.>

BlackGabumon:<He's still standing there. It's... weird.>

Taiyo:<Can I help you pick out an outfit before chasing Tae off your lawn?>

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*A meteor lands on AeroVeedramon while the rest are sucked into the gate. Two of the Baromon stop dancing and hold up their hands, flames gather in them and they begin hurling fireballs at the two.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:46 pm

T"Yeah, you just insult people endlessly & expect it to make them like you."
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E"Umm...sure. Why not?"

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:48 pm

Hawkmon: <I guess.>

*Tae wanders off towards the noisy drain from the night before.*

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*AeroVeedramon creates a wind wall.*

Allina: <This is ridiculous!>

Razz: <...There are too many.>

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:08 pm

Salamon:<Except I don't expect them to like me. I expect them to stop giving me a reason to insult them.

"Salamon."

Salamon:<Yes, Hitomi.>

"I'm sure that's quite enough."

Salamon:<Okay.>

*Salamon runs a long till' she's beside Hitomi.*

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*Taiyo jumps up with a "Yay!" and begins raiding Euryale's dresser and/or closet*

Taiyo:<What about this?>

*She holds up a bikini top and a pair of Daisy Duke shorts*

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*Why he'd wander off without Hawkmon is a mystery, but whatever. He doesn't even get to the storm drain and he can smell it. It's worse than it was the night before. A manhole cover pops off and a garbage monster climbs out. Another one climbs out of the storm drain, ripping the cover off so it can climb out.*

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*The Baromon don't let up.*
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Post by Taegan on Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:16 pm

Tae: <I knew it! Hawk--Ugh. I should take it to Medusa and let her handle it. It'd be nice to watch.>

*He starts running back but Hawkmon is already flying towards him.*

Hawkmon: <So you did come to check on it... and I assume that's what was making the weird noises.>

Tae: <I think it can hear us.>

Hawkmon: <May-be.>

*Hawkmon digivolves and powerhorn-rams Raremon.*

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*MagnaAngemon flies around them and slashes at one of them repeatedly.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:35 pm

T"Amazing, isn't it?"

B<What?>

T"Euryale tried to murder Zarek at least 6 times & there's not a scratch on Salamon."
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:10 pm

*Aquilamon hits Raremon and gets stuck. It's really gross and smells terrible. Salamon digivolves to Gatomon as the other Raremon lumbers over Hitomi, Tsune, and their partners.*

Gatomon:<You should try a less direct approach.>

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Taiyo:<Hm...>

*Not giving up on the bikini top, she substitues the shorts for a pair of jeans.*

Taiyo:<Jeans are warm, it's still sexy and if all else fails I'll keep you warm.>

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*I'm gonna be nice and say it's the dancing Baromon who stops dancing to try and defend itself. One of the other Baromon turns around and hurls a fireball at MagnaAngemon while the other resumes firing at AeroVeedramon.*
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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Neo Bahamut on Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:19 pm

"My torso's more important to keep warm than my legs."
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"Hey. Betamon. See how far you can Digivolve."

<'Kay.>

*Betamon starts Digivolving.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by Taegan on Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:07 pm

Aquilamon: <No kidding!>

*Tae glances at them.*

Tae: <Aquilamon, c'mon!>

*Aquilamon shoots a stream of laser rings at Raremon, flapping her wings to break free.*

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*AeroVeedramon darts upwards and then down, ramming his attacker at high speed. MagnaAngemon stops the fireball with his armshield and slashes at Baromon.*

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Re: Digital Mayhem

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:00 pm

*Betamonsomehow managed to revert back to a Digi-Egg. What a loser. becomes MegaSeadramon. What the hell were you expecting? Raremon roars in pain as the lasers are absorbed like a laser absorbing absorber. The other Raremon projectille vomits greyish green goop at Gatomon and MegaSeadramon. There's a bunch of shit like gears, cogs, and all sorts of garbage in it.*

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"But... but... Fine."

*Taiyo finds a black low-cut shirt and a red turtle neck.*

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*Baromon fires seven knives from its torso at AeroVeedramon while the Baromon not being attacked conjures up a white orb that fires beam in all directions, so managing to hit the two ultimates.*
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