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The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:44 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.html

Harley, this is precisely why Thiera is far too dignified for that maladjusted weirdo.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Seraph on Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:42 pm

what is this. I don't even?
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:03 pm

"According to the creators of Naked Condoms, these are "the finest condoms in the world." They gloat over the "craftsmanship" and "technology" of each disposable sperm receptacle as if the wearer were protecting his dick with a Ferrari."

Every male needs a pack of these.

"What are those?"
"Be quiet, I'm about to ram you with a dick Ferrari."
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by HarleyThomas on Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:37 am

So she spends obscene amounts of money to do things to that weirdo.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:16 pm

Unless that weirdo is at least gold plated, he can go have sex with some poor woman.

If you were going to spend 4 thousand dollars on a vibrator, wouldn't you want to stick it in something worth at least that much itself?

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Seraph on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:21 pm

so Thiera's vagina is worth 4 thousand dollars?
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:26 pm

Way over that. I don't know how personal worth is calculated, but I'm pretty sure at least part of it is how much money you have. A few billion dollars is way more than 4 thousand, even if we start applying specific values to specific parts.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Seraph on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:38 pm

I can buy that. She's pretty hot afterall.

note: Buy as in get, not buy as in pay.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:11 pm

...So Thiera is a whore.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:58 pm

No. What are you, retarded?

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:09 pm

If you can only have sex with her after meeting a certain monetary value, then she is a whore.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:13 pm

Not having sex with someone of a much lower socioeconomic status than you is not the same thing as being paid for sex. At all. That's even worse than Riley's logic that paying for things at a date makes the woman a whore.

Seriously, what the fuck are you smoking?

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:16 pm

The good shit, but that is besides the point.

Also, paying for things on a date is kind of like the same thing as paying for sex outright if sex is assured after the date, and only because of the payment.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:36 pm

In that highly unlikely scenario, yes.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:05 am

It isn't that unlikely.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:15 am

Pretty unlikely. Who gives out sex for favors at a date? That's just stupid.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Script-Z on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:21 am

I doubt it is done outright, or with too much thought given to it, ie. "If he picks up the tab he is SOOO getting laid", but I'd bet it is a deciding factor.

-Date goes perfectly, ends with dinner, man picks up tab, girl invites him in-
-Date goes perfectly, ends with dinner, man asks for split bill, girl is put off, doesn't invite him in-

Now, does she work the corner? No, but there is a word for a female who uses money to decide whether she has sex or not.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:26 am

First of all, that's not what you said, second of all, that's not prostitution.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Seraph on Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:54 am

Besides Thiera comes off as a chick who prefers anal.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:14 am

Not even with the diamond-studded vibrator.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Seraph on Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:44 am

Thiera needs to get laid.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:56 am

So the diamonds are on the business end. Owie.

Besides, Thiera is totally bicurious.
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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by Neo Bahamut on Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:27 pm

Are they?

There are some unfortunate rape-y implications with Euryale.

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Re: The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

Post by HarleyThomas on Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:55 am

That's your own fault.
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