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Post by Loki on Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:37 pm

There is a reason Rangiku is a lieutenant... I mean, in her off time she is pretty irresponsible, but she's shown to be able to be serious and held her own for a while against three Arrancar. I'd say they'd accept her as a Lieutenant with that many vacancies.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:21 pm

I think you mean as a Captain & bull-fucking-shit. They didn't promote Renji to Captain in spite of the fact that he:

Has a Bankai
Fought an Espada
Actually defeated an Arrancar
Is capable of fighting when literally lacerated from head to toe
Can now destroy big monoliths with open hand strikes
And, unlike Rangiku, doesn't sleep all damn day.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:27 pm

Oooo, he has a Bankai. He still sucks.
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Post by Script-Z on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:26 am

In other news, Renji got into a fight and didn't lose. I just realized this.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:35 am

Technically it's his second. I am laughing my ass off right now, because I just keep thinking back to BF & its "But what if Jackie is better than Yoruichi!?"

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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:36 am

Oh, I didn't see her listed as a Lieutenant before and I was wondering why. Nevermind.

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Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:41 am

Because masturbation makes you go blind.

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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:00 am

And my palms are covered with hair.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:34 am

And that's why I use a sock.
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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:40 am

I don't like the idea of getting my pickle tickled by a course woolen puppet.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:49 am

I may be blind, but my palms are hairless.

Unless it doesn't work that way.
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Post by Script-Z on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:50 am

Can we get back to bitching about BRP, and not discussing how you weirdos jerk off, and the ramifications of said masturbation.
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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:52 am

*Does he realize I'm joking and I wouldn't really be talking with Harley about how I beat off?*
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Post by Script-Z on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:55 am

Whether joking or not.
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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:01 am

I just think it's a joke and don't take it seriously. That way I'm not disgusted.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:06 am

Doesn't mean the rest of us are any less disgusted.
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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:13 am

Says the one talking about doing it with a sock.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:14 am

Well, the couch cushions have zippers on them.
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Post by Loki on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:17 am

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Post by Seraph on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:27 am

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Post by Script-Z on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:01 am

What a totally interested, and engrossed tiger. I feel like I could vent to him all day and he'd offer an ear, and maybe a bit of wise tiger advice, all with a bit of that tiger snark I know he is good for.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:09 am

But since it's just a big cat it won't give a fuck and instead will eat you.
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Post by Script-Z on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:21 am

Not all cats are as dumb as Taiyo.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:33 am

Theeeey're GREAT!

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Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:41 am

Not all cats get your knickers in a bunch quite like Taiyo does.

A real shame.
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