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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:09 am

Ants are dicks.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:21 am

So are cats.

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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:22 am

But they're cuddly too, and every now and again let you pet them. Ants are small, and ugly dicks.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:22 am

I like ants.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:25 am

Fuck ants. I hate bugs.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:47 am

You will die first.

Unless the cordyceps take over.

Then you will die second, after the ants.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Grim Fandango on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:49 am

Loki wrote:Post terrifying images/videos here but, y'know, don't get too weird.


^And THAT is really this-



^And THAT is really this-


Then some other assorted horror:









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Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:02 am

I was wondering when someone would point that out.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:07 am

Wait, time out, elaborate.

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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:26 am

They most likely had a Cracked article about scary animals.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:27 am

I got the idea of this thread from Cracked and put images and videos on here from there. Sue me.

And you still fail to realize that when a cat is trying to hit a very fast, aggressive spider with it's paw there is a high chance that a giant fucking fang is going to get driven through a pad.
Fun fact: The funnel web's bite runs so deep and is curved, so if it bites you, you have to PULL IT OUT OF YOU. Until then it will just keep pumping venom into you while laughing.

Also, ants are awesome.


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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:32 am

Links, fool, links!

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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:33 am

That was actually an impressive video.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:38 am

You fail to realize that the spider will literally die in one blow.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:40 am

I know, right?

And find it yourself Neo, there are tons of scary animal articles on Cracked.

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That doesn't mean the cat won't end up with a pair of fangs with a spider on the end hanging out of it's foot and under an hour to live without medical attention.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:43 am

Yes it does. You know why? 'Cause it'll be fucking dead. The cat will have smashed it from behind. It'll be fucking dead, its teeth nowhere near the damn cat.

Also, have you ever actually done a search of Cracked? It's fucking impossible.


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Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:43 am

Saw that video on Cracked.

Scared the shit out of me.
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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:46 am

Thank god ants are stupid and not building those underneath our major cities preparing for the day when they sink our cities and kill us all.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:49 am

Haha, oh, wishful thinking.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:56 am

Neo Bahamut wrote:Yes it does. You know why? 'Cause it'll be fucking dead. The cat will have smashed it from behind. It'll be fucking dead, its teeth nowhere near the damn cat.

Also, have you ever actually done a search of Cracked? It's fucking impossible.

Do you not get the idea of a "funnel web spider"? They hide in confined spaces where they can defend from. Unless they are moving, they usually keep to those spaces. Even when they are moving- do you have any idea how fast they react? One of the main reasons people can stung so much is because in the time it takes to realize that you are within half a metre of a funnel web spider it has already closed the distance and is just about to ruin your day.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:58 am

Do you not get the idea of a fucking cat? So far, you seem to think they:

Are slow
Can't see in the dark
Make themselves obvious to their prey
Aren't aggressive
And don't take down dangerous prey

Clearly, women aren't the only thing you've never seen before.

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Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:17 am

And the winner of the Best Comeback of the day award goes tooooooooo NEO!

Really, it all goes to his use of a previous insult to add to this insult. Truly professional skill involved and worthy of the award! Kudos!
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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:21 am

FUCKING BOOM!
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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:29 am

Neo Bahamut wrote:Do you not get the idea of a fucking cat? So far, you seem to think they:

Are slow
Can't see in the dark
Make themselves obvious to their prey
Aren't aggressive
And don't take down dangerous prey

Clearly, women aren't the only thing you've never seen before.

Oh, snap!
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