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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:48 pm

Waah, animals.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:50 pm

Animals are more dangerous that people in Australia. At least you can fucking beat up a bogan without being pumped full of enough poison to kill an ox.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:56 pm

I have animals too, ya pansy.

Fuck, there's a domestic terrorist living in my house & eating my tuna fish.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:59 pm

Cats are dangerous.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:00 pm

There is murder in their hearts, & blood on their paws, without exception.

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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:01 pm

Even kittens?
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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:05 pm

Especially kittens, they use their cuteness to get close, only to dig their still needle sharp claws into your everything.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Seraph on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:05 pm

ESPECIALLY kittens

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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:06 pm

I already covered this, Seraph.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:12 pm

Spider with snake fangs>Kitten with anger issues.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:14 pm

The kitten would kill the spider, then leave its poison-leaking body in your shoe.

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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:18 pm

Or in front of your door as a warning.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:22 pm

Then die about 20 minutes later as it has just been bitten by the funnel web spider.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:25 pm

Except it wouldn't have been bitten, because it assassinated the spider.

I see now where Kyoujin & Luna get it.

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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:26 pm

Snicker.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:28 pm

Funny thing is, that's a load of crap.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:52 pm

You clearly know fucking nothing about cats.

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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:54 pm

It actually isn't. The house cat kills more, pound for pound, than any other animal simply because, unlike other animals, it kills for fun. They are experts at killing bugs, birds, rodents, and, if big enough, other cats and small dogs.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:01 pm

I know this. They are extreme hunters, however in an environment favoured by a funnel web spider (like say, a shady garage or a cramped laundry), the domestic cat has less of a chance.
This is mostly because not only are funnel webs fast, but they become battle-ready whenever they find a possible threat (meaning an ant could walk into their garage and they'll get all up in it's shit) so when the cat attacks it the chances are that out from the dark little corner a pair of fangs some snakes would envy are going to sink through those paw pads and inject a shit ton on venom.
I've seen a cat bitten by a white tail and it wasn't pretty. I don't fancy the chances of a domestic cat vs. funnel web.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:20 pm

Idiot, cats stealth kill for a living, smell out their prey, can see in the dark, & oh yeah, it's his house.

The spider isn't in its own environment, it's in the fucking cat's.

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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:46 pm

Let's not forget that ant he mentioned.

The ant goes gets some buddies, they swarm and kill the spider then drag it back to the colony.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:48 pm

By "some," we of course mean at least a thousand.

Even cats don't fuck with ants.

Ants fucking hate cats.

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Re: TERROR

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:54 pm

Ants hate everything.

Smug bastards, hiding in their tunnels probably plotting to take over the world.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Script-Z on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:03 am

By "probably" you of course mean currently.
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Re: TERROR

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:07 am

They have a particular disdain for cats.

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