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More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:45 am



He thinks this is one.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:58 am



Exhibit B: Women's hips are supposed to be rounded, not box-shaped.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:04 am

That's not a trap.

This is a trap:

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:11 am

I know. My point is that she is completely lacking in female secondary sex characteristics.

http://acermaster.deviantart.com/art/Editing-244835485?moodonly=1

Recolor of an image from an episode in which "she" is.



Male hands, large & boxlike.



Female hands, slender & tapering.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:14 am

Look at the kitty!



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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:18 am

Pointy chin, godawful haircut, rounded cheeks, & those lips Loki won't shut the fuck up about.

I do believe we've found another IRL Nozomi.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:27 am



Continuing his trend of healthy body proportions, this is his idea of "feminine legs."

And one from Harley:


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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:30 am

Fool, the image got cut off. And the last one broke.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:32 am

I know it's cut off, you can still see what you need to see. And I turned the broken image into a link.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:38 am

Looks like there's more to do.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:42 am

No problems on my end.

Maybe your computer's just shit.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:21 am

I know what's right and wrong about each of these...
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:24 am

Like the kitty.

So so right.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:35 am

It helps that I've been explaining what's blatantly wrong about Nozomi's design.

For someone who partakes in so much fanservice, you'd think Kubo would know how to draw basic female anatomy.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:43 am

Maybe Nozomi's really a guy.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Potterwatcher1997 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:59 am

Or maybe it's because Kubo doesn't design the fillers himself.

And will you two please elaborate on why you insist on being such assholes?
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Loki on Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:02 am

I believe it comes naturally.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:24 am

You think?
I remain neutral.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:57 am

I prefer indiscriminaate.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Seraph on Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:28 am

Potterwatcher1997 wrote:Or maybe it's because Kubo doesn't design the fillers himself.

True except the Zanpakutou Unknown Tales Arc which he did.

Also you could make a case for Nozomi being a guy since she and Kagezoa are apparently parts of the same person.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:02 pm

Kubo draws the characters for the fillers, fool.

Loki made the mistake of saying Nozomi was attractive. The fact that she has so many masculine features & the way that implies Loki is a homosexual is not my fault. Also, if he does respond to this, it's usually with something stupid like "nope," or "LEGS!" Which, as Harley has shown, doesn't mean jack shit.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Seraph on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:10 pm

Also Rukia's new hair style is similar to Nozomi's.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:18 pm

No it's not.

She does have square hips, though.

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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Seraph on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:20 pm

Similar, not the same.
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Re: More Proof Loki Has Never Seen A Woman

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:26 pm

The still aren't.

It's like saying a mullet is similar to a ponytail because they're both long hair.

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