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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:37 am

Granted, your diaphragm exploded.

I wish you all had more interesting wishes.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Loki on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:39 am

Granted, but then you realize how dull you are and hang yourself.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:47 am

Granted, but you continue to no nothing about it.

I wish the General Discussion section wasn't awful.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:50 am

Granted, you get permabanned.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Loki on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:51 am

Granted, then you are attacked by a flock of birds and drop into a lake from the clouds, killed on impact.

I wish that I could go back to my old lifestyle of seclusion and boredom.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:57 am

Granted, you kill yourself due to loneliness and boredom.

I wish I had fucking laser beam eyes!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:01 am

Granted, they fuck your eyes to oblivion.

I wish I could unsee that mental image.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:01 am

Granted, you get a brain parasite.

I wish I had shrinky dinks.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:02 am

Granted, you burn your house down using the oven to shrink your dinks.

I wish I didn't know what shrinky dinks were.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:04 am

Granted, but your life is meaningless.

I wish octopi weren't weird and squishy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:09 am

Granted, they become sentient and take over the world.

I wish that I wished wishes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:20 am

Octopi are actually really smart. And adorable.

Your wish is too stupid to bother with.

I wish you acknowledged the amazingness of octopi.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:28 am

Granted, in some weird fetish mindset he kills them all then himself.

I wish I had a cult.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:30 am

Granted, but you and your followers all die in a bloody shoot out with the FBI.

I wish I had a dinosaur.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:31 am

Granted, it rapes you to death.

I wish you didn't ninja me.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:32 am

Granted, I samurai'd you instead.

I wish that didn't have horrible implications.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:34 am

Granted, you flat out have gay sex with him instead.

I wish I had a dinosaur too.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:38 am

Granted, but it bites your head off and your brain stays alive long enough for you to know it's being swallowed.

I wish something cool would happen.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:38 am

Granted, it's a new ice age.

I wish I was warm.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:42 am

Granted, the Sun goes Red Giant.

I wish I could survive in space.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:44 am

Granted, but a comet smashes into you.

I wish all of my wishes were impossible to corrupt.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Script-Z on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:48 am

Granted, you never make a wish.

I with I could eat a panda.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Loki on Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:50 am

Granted, you catch some ridiculous asian disease and die a horrible, painful, slow death.

I wish i wasnt as tired as i am at the moment.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Tsukuyomi on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:04 am

Granted, however, you will be unable to fall asleep once you go to bed.

I wish... uh... let's see... Ah! I wish Loki made a post in the RP.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:07 am

Granted, but it results in the death of the RP. That is indeed a corruption.

I wish it wasn't ten after seven in the morning.
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