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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:19 pm

Granted, you die of scale rot.

I wish the dishwasher didn't need done.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:26 pm

Granted, instead everything else does.

I wish I had a job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:03 pm

Granted, you clean sewers for pennies a day.

I wish you'd get on MSN.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:24 pm

Granted, but I block you.

I wish you weren't a bitch.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by PK Mongoose on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:53 pm

Granted, but his newly discovered kindness forces him to leave the country to feed the poor in some country where the Internet isn't accessible. He then proceeds to find the solution for world hunger, but demands that you become his bitch, to which the rest of the world happily obliges to.

I wish for a volcano.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:00 pm

Granted, but you fall into it.

I wish for a beer volcano.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:06 pm

Granted, but you don't get any of the beer.

I wish for leg cancer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:46 pm

Granted, it spreads to your brain & kills you slowly.

I wish I had the cure to cancer.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:29 pm

Granted, you are targeted and are shot on night when you're sleeping.

I wish today wasn't DeviantArt's 11th birthday.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:37 pm

Granted, it's its fifteenth.

I wish DeviantArt never existed.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:49 pm

Granted, all the emo chicks that populate it come here.

I wish I could remember my Deviantart account.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:58 pm

You had a dA account? *shock and awe*
Granted, they don't remember you.

I wish I was worshiped more on dA.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:10 pm

I didn't know anyone there, genius.

Granted, it is devil worship, & the Christian Right intervenes to get you permabanned.

I wish Script weren't dead.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:15 pm

Granted, but he still doesn't post.

I wish Taegan wasn't dumb.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:18 pm

Granted, but he becomes a smartass.

I wish I lived in a cave.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:21 pm

Granted, but the bear inside isn't too happy.

I wish trivia shows didn't suck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:24 pm

Granted, but then you'd ruin your sight by watching them 24/7.

I wish you changed your avatar and/or sig.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:32 pm

Granted, he changes it to Twilight.

I wish Loki was posting.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:37 pm

Granted, but his posts continue to be stupid.

I wish I was as fabulous as Kaworu.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:47 pm

Granted, you die just like him.

I wish I had Kaworu's powers.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:55 pm

Granted, but you die like he did in Re-Take.

I wish the second half of Re-Take didn't suck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:21 pm

Granted, it never got finished.

I wish you'd stop reading shitty Eva fanfics.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:24 pm

Granted, I continue to read Neon Genesis Evangelion: R, but I never read ARSENAL.

I wish you'd die.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by PK Mongoose on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:27 pm

Granted, but he takes you with him.

I wish that the wish in the post below this post would not be corrupted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Post by HarleyThomas on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:32 pm

Granted, but then the thread dies.

I wish that was actually a corruption.
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