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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:22 pm

Granted, but as a result Senthose is never brought up in conversation ever again.

I wish you'd stop writing off every Trope you don't know as lame.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:07 pm

I'd have to do that before I could grant your wish.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:08 pm

Uhhh....
I wish Harley got a girlfriend. For his sake.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:19 pm

Granted, but due to my emotional distancy it doesn't work out. Just like last time.

I wish the overall quality of these wishes would drastically improve.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:23 pm

Granted, the corruptions are much lamer.

I wish the corruptions would improve.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:35 pm

Granted, the wishes are much lamer.
There is no happy medium. Is there?

Anyway, I wish I had a gigantic personal library. Biggest in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:53 pm

Granted, but your eyes fall out and your hands fall off.

I wish I had a skeleton like Wolverine's.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:40 pm

Granted, you get the bad attitude & being hunted down that comes with it.

I wish I had laser vision.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:52 pm

Granted, you can't control it though and you destroy everything and everyone you see before you are shot and killed by the FBI.

I wish bogans would die out.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:19 pm

Granted, but they're replaced with guidos.

I wish Saskatoon would sink into the earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:24 pm

Granted, like a plant, it grows back out even bigger, overtaking the rest of Canada.

I wish Harley didn't act like Canada didn't suck.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:36 pm

Granted, but your country's economy is still in the crapper.

I wish I didn't have a typical white male ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:44 pm

Granted, but you go to jail, and your ass is coveted so much that you're the bitch of the entire cell block.

I wish every possible negative event that could happen to me happens.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:51 pm

Granted, you suffer a fate worse than death.

I wish I found a bike with working brakes.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:54 am

Granted, you still can't ride it.

I wish that something with no possible bad side effects or problems with it that is absolutely and completely good and pure would happen to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:57 am

Granted, you get ice cream. Ice cream that you will eat while knowing that this is the best that's going to happen with your life.

I wish I had an apple.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:03 am

Granted, but you're in Mexico.

I wish Harley wasn't shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:05 am

Granted, I remain the same.

I wish Loki could think of wishes rather than recycling previous ones.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:17 am

Granted, you're the one recycling.

I wish I could kill Harley right about now.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:27 am

Granted, but I respawn.

I wish you'd stop making wishes involving me.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:32 am

Granted, I make wishes concerning much more disturbing things.

I wish for the cheesecake in the fridge to miraculously grow--so that I don't run out of the delicacy.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:44 am

Granted, but it has sentient though and tentacles and it decides to rebel against it's tormentor and murders you.

I wish that people didn't try and spy on what I do on my laptop.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:12 am

I never did that.
Granted, they spy on what you do in the bathroom.

I wish I could come up with a really cool, not Final Fantasy style Vincent Valentine for my stories.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:14 am

Granted, someone steals your idea.

I wish I had an endless supply of choc drizzle cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:30 am

Granted, but you're pumped full of them until your digestive tract explodes. The smell causes your family to become cannibals and they eat your corpse.

I wish I wish I were a fish.
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