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PostSubject: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:19 pm

I rather liked this when I saw it on FSTDT. It works like this:

Person 1: I wish I were tall.
Person 2: Granted, you die from elephantitis. I wish I were smarter.
Person 1 or 3: Granted, the government removes your brain to study it. I wish I could do math.
Person x: Granted, you can't do English. I wish I were a unicorn.

Et cetera.

I'll go first:

I wish Script & Loki would post more.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:37 pm

Eeee, I made that thread.

Granted, but you post less.

I wish Taegan would stop fucking off.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:51 pm

Granted, but he doesn't stop talking to you about his secret club.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:54 pm

Granted but the Pierre lands in your bathtub and refuses to move.

I wish Neo would make a wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:03 pm

Granted, but it's an awful one.

I wish Taegan would accept how irrelevent Portugal is.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:13 pm

Granted, but Portugal bombs your country.

I wish for more wishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:25 pm

Granted, but you can only wish for a smaller penis.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:27 pm

I wish Neon knew how to play the damn game.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:34 pm

Granted, but he uses that knowledge to murder your father and your last name changes to Montoya.

I wish Bleach would end sooner than 10 years from now.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:36 pm

Granted, but it gets a spin-off series.

I wish Evangelion ANIMA was translated.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:26 am

Granted, but it's edited by xenophobic rednecks.

I wish I had more free time.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:41 am

Granted, but your family dies, you drop out of school, and can't find a job.

I wish that YoruSoi was finally legitimized by Kubo.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:43 am

Granted, by he also has Yoruichi murdered brutally after their first kiss.

I wish there were less jerks in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:45 am

Granted, you're dead.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:46 am

Once again, I wish Neon knew how to play the damn game.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:52 am

Granted, but then he just stops playing anyway.

I wish people could just tell you what they want sometimes, instead of just hint it an get offended when you don't get it.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:56 am

Granted, but your Facebook account gets disabled. I'm sure that's a corruption somehow.

I with the there was a release date for the third Rebuil movie.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:57 am

Granted, it's been cancelled.

I wish I had ideas for wishes.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:00 am

Granted, but they're awful.

I wish Neon didn't suck.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:12 am

Granted, but then he starts ignoring you.

I wish that rap, hip hop, punk and screamo all ceased to exist.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:18 am

Granted, but you realized your life is empty without the Sex Pistols and you shoot yourself.

I wish Loki didn't suck.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:20 am

Granted, he's now more liked than you.

I wish you'd stop making the same wish at different people.

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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:23 am

Granted, but somewhere down the lines you get cancer. I don't know why.

I wish this thread was good.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:26 am

Granted, the forum dies.

I wish for more yuri.
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PostSubject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted   Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:28 am

Granted, but you go blind and deaf.

I wish my cough would go away.
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