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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:11 pm

Have you ever seen Charlie St. Cloud?
It's a movie about Zac Effron having sex with a goose.

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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:18 pm

As I said before, everyone gets dumber the more they know about the movie.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:26 pm

Whiner. I had to see it.

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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:38 pm

Did someone have a gun to your head?
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:39 pm

Even worse.

My friends got the stupid idea to watch a bad movie & I wasn't driving.

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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:49 pm

You have friends? Like, real friends? Not online friends?
And do something about your driver's license, dammit.
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Re: Cinematic Masterpieces

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:51 pm

Shocking, isn't it?
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:57 pm

So how then am I the fucking one who doesn't fit in?!
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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:06 pm

Because he doesn't have an active social life.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:11 pm

He went to the movies with a friend, and wasn't driving, which meant someone cared enough to pick him up in the first place.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:12 pm

I have a small number of friends.

Active social life that ain't.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:14 pm

Living in the middle of nowhere like a hermit probably doesn't help.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:17 pm

I don't like talking to people. That very nearly got me arrested once.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:20 pm

Ooo, do tell.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:23 pm

I'm implying that Ashley would have tried to get me arrested at some point.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:24 pm

Ah.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:28 pm

You don't need many friends for a healthy social life.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:33 pm

You don't need friends for a healthy life.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 pm

Have fun being alone then.
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Re: Cinematic Masterpieces

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:49 pm

I am.

And I will continue to do so by dancing with myself.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:54 pm

Don't tell me that you're going to continue masturbating, you weirdo.
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Re: Cinematic Masterpieces

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:55 pm

Word of God says the song Dancing With Myself is about someone dancing by themself because everyone was turned into zombies.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:16 pm

But the world isn't overrun with zombies.
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Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:19 pm

I can pretend it is.
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Post by Script-Z on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:30 pm

Why would you want to?
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