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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Tue May 24, 2011 8:16 pm

A little thing I wrote 'cause I was bored:
The Dude, as I like to call him: Do you, Final Fantasy, take Zachary Bower for your lawfully wedded husband?
FF: I do.
TD: Do you, Zachary Bower, take Final Fantasy as your lawfully wedded wife?
Ending 1: ZB: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!?!
Ending 2: ZB: I do. TD: You may kiss the bride. (Zach knows he ain't supposed to drag it on too long, but he can't seem to help himself.)
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Now just choose the ending you like.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Loki on Tue May 24, 2011 8:22 pm

You spelt "KF" wrong.
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Post by Script-Z on Wed May 25, 2011 8:28 am

^^^
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 11:43 am

It's FF, as in FINAL FANTASY. Now I know why you wanted it posted, Loki....
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Neo Bahamut on Wed May 25, 2011 3:24 pm

You are not funny.

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Re: NeoxFF

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 3:31 pm

I may not be, but you have to admit, that was amusing. I was going to name her Fiona Felsbrough, but no.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by HarleyThomas on Wed May 25, 2011 3:32 pm

That was not amusing.
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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 3:35 pm

Yes it was. I'll show you something even more amusing later.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Wed May 25, 2011 3:35 pm

It made me pee blood.

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Post by Taegan on Wed May 25, 2011 3:35 pm

That was terrible.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Wed May 25, 2011 3:36 pm

kisukeFan_4337 wrote:Yes it was. I'll show you something even more amusing later.

No, I don't think you will.
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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 3:37 pm

Not as bad as the first chapter of Harley's story. Where Zach goes to the gynecologist...
@Harley: I will. Right now, on msn.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Seraph on Wed May 25, 2011 3:41 pm

If its tits you must share.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Wed May 25, 2011 3:43 pm

Oddly enough, Harley's story is better written.

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Post by HarleyThomas on Wed May 25, 2011 3:48 pm

The second part was where he goes to the gynecologist. And none of you philistines even recognized the gynecologists name.

Because you're philistines.
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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 3:49 pm

@Seraph:There will be some....later on. Don't worry, I'll share it once I'm done writing it.
@Neo:The content was terrible. And I didn't spend much time on this. Like, a minute. How long did it take you to comeup with that epic sentence? Six hours, though it was a pretty faggy sentence.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Seraph on Wed May 25, 2011 3:55 pm

Burn

@Ki, epic
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Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 3:57 pm

It was a cool faggy sentence, I don't know if you've read it.
And anything else you want in the story? It involves a Vincent Valentine who, frankly, I don't know if he's male or female, or the product of some gender-change operation gone horribly wrong.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Entranced on Wed May 25, 2011 3:59 pm

I feel like this is supposed to be something, but it's not. What that something is...I have no fucking clue. Maybe an unexpected turn of events? Me thinks so.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Wed May 25, 2011 4:06 pm

It is. Don't worry, you don't have to stick around here.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Wed May 25, 2011 4:16 pm

I don't remember the gynecologist's name.

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Re: NeoxFF

Post by HarleyThomas on Wed May 25, 2011 4:33 pm

Dr. Benway.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Seraph on Wed May 25, 2011 4:38 pm

loooool
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by HarleyThomas on Wed May 25, 2011 4:39 pm

A marvelous contribution as always.
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Re: NeoxFF

Post by Seraph on Wed May 25, 2011 5:01 pm

:U
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