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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:40 am

It looks fake.

It is just lying sprawled out on the person's hand indifferently, it is too... symmetrical? I think?

But collectively I think Australia still wins at being deadly to everything and everybody.
Even the leaves explode.

Oh and I forgot, you'd have to wear some kind of glove while holding that thing. Whether the poison effects you or not it will hurt like a bitch when it bites.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:43 am

Nothing South America doesn't have.

Tarantulas are sometimes kept as pets. And animals tend to be symmetrical.

Edit: And no, people who have them as pets don't tend to worry about getting bitten. You don't know much about spiders, do you?


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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:43 am

Not when they are a spider sitting on somebody's hands.
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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:44 am

Are those gloves made of fire?
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:46 am

I can guarantee you that the picture is not fake. The largest tarantula grows to about 10 centimeters.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:10 am

Answer me these questions:

1. Why is the Tarantula so indifferent and dead looking, rather than being poised in the usual spider stance?

2. Why is the idiot not wearing any kind of gloves?

3. That "tarantula" is a lot bigger than 10cm, it is going across both palms and then some.

EDIT:

A pet spider will still bite you if it feels the need. If you somehow scare the shit out of it, most spiders reaction is to defend with the poisons and pains.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:49 am

1. Why is the Tarantula so indifferent and dead looking, rather than being poised in the usual spider stance?

It looks like a fucking spider.

2. Why is the idiot not wearing any kind of gloves?

Look, I don't know why people own tarantulas in the first place, let's not go splitting hairs.

3. That "tarantula" is a lot bigger than 10cm, it is going across both palms and then some.

My palms only measure about 8 1/2 centimeters across, including the thumbs. Also, leg span is different from length.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Taegan on Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:24 am

To you right, someone who thinks all spiders bite. Have you never held a tarantula? They're pretty fluffy. And symmetrical.

Anyway, regarding tarantulas:

Wikipedia wrote:Most tarantulas are harmless to humans, and some species are popular in the exotic pet trade. All tarantulas are venomous, but only some species have venom that, while not known to have ever produced human fatalities, can produce extreme discomfort over a period of several days.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Seraph on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:49 am

Its why they're hairy. Their hair flicking is better than their venom.
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Re: Canadia

Post by kisukeFan_4337 on Thu May 12, 2011 4:32 pm

Neo Bahamut wrote:A biased account, I am sure.

You're a very stubborn person.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Sat May 14, 2011 10:43 am

This thread is a few months old.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Entranced on Fri May 20, 2011 9:07 pm

Script-Z wrote:This thread is a few months old.

Yes, but it's always best to do the following after reading a funny yet very old post.

1. Post, just to piss people off.
2. Say something that doesn't relate to the subject at ALL, to piss them off even more.
"Hey did you see that monkey on the news? Shit was weird, I think it was on also on animal planet.
3. Get a picture of an animal doing something weird. Or just a weird animal in general.

4. Make sure to say something relevant to one persons post on the FIRST page. Just to act like you care. But, make sure their post is just plain ... as to not upset the flow of your post.
Script-Z wrote:Hey, you know if you die in Canadia you die in real life?
Fuckin' Really?
5. Make a rude hand sign at your moniter just to top things off.

That's hows wes does its.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 9:37 pm

Entranced wrote:Fuckin' Really?

Ya rly! Fuckin' scary right?!
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Re: Canadia

Post by Entranced on Fri May 20, 2011 9:49 pm

I shat some bricks.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 10:00 pm

Some?! I shat the great wall of china!
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Re: Canadia

Post by Entranced on Fri May 20, 2011 10:02 pm

I shat the pyramids. Look out below.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 10:03 pm

I shat the international space station!
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Re: Canadia

Post by Entranced on Fri May 20, 2011 10:08 pm

I shat the universe, also known as the big bang!
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 10:09 pm

I shat the multiverse.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Entranced on Fri May 20, 2011 10:12 pm

To go on is pointless, eventually it will just come down to.

"I shat everything".

I can foresee this shit. Or should I say "Shat".
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 10:14 pm

I shat everything.

Come at me, bro!
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri May 20, 2011 10:38 pm

I shat the man who shat everything.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 10:53 pm

I shat myself.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri May 20, 2011 10:56 pm

Then I shat a continuous loop of the man who shat everything.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Fri May 20, 2011 11:00 pm

I shat theism.
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