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Post by Seraph on Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:42 pm

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Canadia is a group of hunter-gatherers who were too stupid to leave the glaciers with the neanderthals.
They now set up igloos, battle mooses & beavers, live primarily off of maple syrup, & call themselves "Canadians."
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Canadia sounds like an rpg name
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During the War of 1812, the United States decided it wanted Canadian territory. Upon breaching the border, however, they realized it was shit & begged the British to take it back. The resulting "no-givesies-backsies" was the war itself. Eventually, Canadia was just left to fend for itself. By some miracle, the population still is not extinct.
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Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:03 pm

I recently (a few minutes ago) discovered Canada wasn't born from a shitload of British/French murderers and prostitutes. I always thought it started like the US and Australia.

Besides, Canada... Yeah, I don't know.

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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:11 pm

The US wasn't born from a shitload of British/French murderers & prostitutes either.

You're not very good with history.

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:14 pm

They were convicts and crybabies.
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Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:16 pm

Not French, just English.

Wikipedia wrote:The first successful English settlements were the Virginia Colony in Jamestown in 1607 and the Pilgrims' Plymouth Colony in 1620. The 1628 chartering of the Massachusetts Bay Colony resulted in a wave of migration; by 1634, New England had been settled by some 10,000 Puritans. Between the late 1610s and the American Revolution, about 50,000 convicts were shipped to Britain's American colonies.

I don't care if they weren't the first to get there.

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Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:17 pm

No, don't give the article, or anything.

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:23 pm

Convicts doesn't just cover murderers and prostitutes, you know.
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Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:33 pm

I do, my History book said convicts with the worst penalties, mostly murderers and prostitutes, were sent there.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:35 pm

A biased account, I am sure.

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:41 pm

Textbooks. Biased.

What's next, the sky is blue?
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Re: Canadia

Post by Script-Z on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:17 pm

Hey, you know if you die in Canadia you die in real life?
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Re: Canadia

Post by Taegan on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:33 pm

That was so funny.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:09 pm

You know, convicts weren't just the worst... they were everybody Britain couldn't fit anymore.
People who stole bread and a corn cob could end up down here in Australia.
(Yes, I am from Australia)
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:13 pm

When you step on a spider, how much of its health bar disappears?

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:16 pm

What happens when a spider steps on you?
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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:26 am

A grown man tends to take off 15% of health from a full grown spider with a booting move.
I tend to stay the fuck away when I find a mammoth Golden Orb in the backyard.

For any who are unfamiliar with the size of the mammoth Golden Orb, take a look.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:44 pm

That sure is a red x, alright.

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Re: Canadia

Post by Seraph on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:50 pm

it looks shopped... but... this is Australia we're talking about... (went and looked it up on google)
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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:55 pm

Neo Bahamut wrote:That sure is a red x, alright.

Fucking terrifying.
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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:10 pm

Ugh, the picture has screwed up and is not showing. Just look up the mammoth Golden Orb.
And yes, that photo was taken by an old man is his backyard.
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Post by Neo Bahamut on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:23 pm

Now, is this THE bird-eating spider or A bird-eating spider?

I was hoping there was only one.

Also, everyone flipping out about Australia would do well to look at this: http://thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tarantula.jpg

It seems it eats snakes.

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:48 pm

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Re: Canadia

Post by Loki on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:31 am

I very much doubt that picture is real, but then I am not sure whether you were being serious or not.
And Neo, it is a spider that is eating a bird. Clearer?
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Re: Canadia

Post by Neo Bahamut on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:38 am

The picture is real. Australia ain't got shit on South America.

It's a wonder Taegan still draws breath.

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Re: Canadia

Post by HarleyThomas on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:40 am

Australia has the most poisonous spiders in the world while South America has trees that produce exploding fruit.
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